Alien Xenomorph Greetings Card

My most conceptual piece to date, tying up a Xenomorph was an interesting task! Ridley Scott’s 1979 classic Alien introduced the terrifying Xenomorphs with facehuggers, chestbusters and the Queen in Aliens. Designed by the incredible H.R Giger, the creatures are a gothic biomechanical nightmare.

This A6 size card has been designed with you in mind – we know there is nothing worse than trying to write on shiny card with a lovely gel pen just to find it smudges and never dries! So we’ve found the perfect combination using True Print card – a lovely shiny front combined with a matte finish on the inside. Huzzah!

We’ve also left our cards blank for you to write your own message for any occasion – a birthday, anniversary, invitation, thank you note or perhaps something a little steamier!

If you’ve found yourself cutting the timing a bit short, we can hand-write or print your own personalised message and send your card directly to the recipient (don’t worry – it takes a lot to make us blush!).

We love sending out our kinky cards for special occasions and sentiments. If you’re looking for something a little more substantial or special however, some of our card designs are also available as limited edition prints in A5, A4 and A3 sizes. Each one is signed, numbered and dated – and when they’re gone, they’re gone! Head on over to our ‘prints’ section for a browse.

Why not be savvy and sort cards for all of your kink-appreciating friends for the whole year by making the most of our discount offers –

• 10% discount when purchasing 5+ cards
• 20% discount when purchasing 10+ cards

This fab mix-and-match deal is available across our whole range of cards (excluding packs) and will automatically be applied at checkout.

— PROCESSING AND DELIVERY TIMES —

Our UK customers can benefit from free delivery with orders over £15. We appreciate that 60% of our customers are further afield and unfortunately may be used to being shafted … and not in the fun way … by extortionate international shipping costs. As such, we endeavour to keep costs as low as possible with varied delivery options.

We aim to process orders within 1-2 working days. Estimated shipping times after processing are:

UK: 1-2 working days
Europe: 3-5 working days
Worldwide: 6-7 working days

If you have spent over £30 you will receive a tracking number for your order. You can keep an eye on updates via Royal Mail.

Items that are print-to-order may take longer to despatch but we’ll keep you in the loop.
If your package is taking longer than expected, please get in touch and we will be happy to follow up.

— FURTHER INFO —

We love our titillating content but respect that you might not want your neighbour to catch a glimpse of your shopping ventures! So rest assured that your purchase will be delivered in discreet packaging.

Yes, we do offer commissions! Creating the perfect bespoke artwork that is inherently personal and individual for you is something we love to do and is important to us. So drop us an email and we can discuss your vision. Current lead times are around 4 – 6 weeks to complete, though do get in touch if you need it sooner and we will see what we can do.

Our email is info@deadlydesireskinkart.com – we look forward to hearing from you.

— PLEASE NOTE —

Sometimes, things occur that we are just not able to have control over (which is unusual for us …), and as such we cannot be held responsible for any minor delays in delivery when your purchase has left our hands. However, we will always endeavour to try to work things through to ensure a stress-free shopping experience with us.